Why, oh why did I even bother? What the hell was I thinking? What part of my brain thought this could possibly be a decent movie. The moment I saw the name "Steve Zahn" I should have run for cover, but somehow I actually gave cash to a little girl in a little window for a ticket to this "movie."

Here's what happened. I was bored and wanted to see Juno since I haven't seen it yet. Just got done eating lunch with a friend and didn't want to go home yet. Went to the theater. Juno wasn't playing. So, I figured, this Strange Wilderness can't be that bad. Ughh. I sat for 10 min of the film. They started right off the bat with a mile of exposition, then jumped into terrible stoner jokes. When I realized the trailers I just saw were far superior in technique and hilarity, it suddenly dawned on me what a terrible mistake I'd made. I left the theater, got a refund and ran across the street to the other theater to see if Juno was playing (see next review). Luckily I got my money back, but unfortunately, it took 10 minutes of my life away. 0 stars for this....thing.